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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 07-10-2001 11:03 AM
Larry Lord's FMBox Enterprises in Colton, Ca. will be building a new, brush free, exterior-interior Prowler car wash facility. This exclusive treatment will be done to your cat for only $12.95 per cleaning. This unique application and innovative theory of cleaning, was discovered by Larry in Deadwood, S.D, while washing his yellow cat with the driver's side window DOWN at the self washer. Its a two-in-one step process, which will save time and money on getting your cat really clean, inside and out! Please watch for a post on the grand opening date, expected to be ready by Labor Day 2001. Good luck with your new business Larry! Julie said: To error is human, to forgive, is against POA policy!!! ------------------ This message has been edited by ALLEY CAT on 07-10-2001 at 11:07 AM |
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MIKE GATLIN Prowler Junkie Posts: 4307 |
posted 07-10-2001 01:02 PM
Larry, I think L.L. is also offering discounts on 100% fleece drivers side left arm moisture barrier..patent pending. I believe you can get one for right side drive cars at no extra charge...with a fleece detail cloth of the same color tossed in for free! ------------------ |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 07-10-2001 02:00 PM
Thanks Mike, those arm moisture barriers slipped by mind. They will be a BIG seller, so order your's soon before LIMIT RIGHTS are reserved! I heard the initial offering will be a BOGO = buy one, get one, free. But that is for two right side ones, but I think you could turn one right arm inside out to achieve the needed left arm side??? Will those detail cloths be in Prowler colors? |
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Laddie Roussel Prowler Junkie Posts: 3463 |
posted 07-10-2001 04:03 PM
Maybe those detail cloths could be reversible with different color on each side or one for right side & the other for left side of Kat... ------------------ |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 07-10-2001 07:07 PM
Laddie -  Why didn't I think of that???On the other hand (no pun intended) he could have two-tone hand cloths made for the Woodwards and Bow-Ties. Flip over for use on top or bottom half of cat. Make sense? Larry Lord, this idea of yours is going to work! Let us know when you go public............. |
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MIKE GATLIN Prowler Junkie Posts: 4307 |
posted 07-10-2001 07:42 PM
Larry, Laddie...we have this figured out..lets run with it! I think L.L. is still out and he can't spell Kinkos. Lets cut him right out of it...he can keep his coon tail business! ------------------ |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 07-10-2001 08:44 PM
Good idea Mike, but Larry's lawyer, Al Bendover just called me to inform of pending patent rights and is threatening with law suit. He also said that Mohawk Monahan has purchased the first franchise location outside of Calif. And we thought Ed was still out playing, go figure. We will have to steal his next big idea I'm afraid. We snooze - we loose........... Maybe Laddie can figure out how to turn that Gulf salt water into pure drinking water? Endless supply, we won't have to buy! |
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MIKE GATLIN Prowler Junkie Posts: 4307 |
posted 07-10-2001 09:55 PM
Eds franchise location is as stealth as his car..he is the only that believes he has it. ------------------ |
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 07-10-2001 10:39 PM
You guys have WAY too much time on your hands.....! LOL!!! Way toooo funny!!! Excuse me while I go pick Bob up off the floor....... he was laughing so hard he fell off the couch! This message has been edited by CJ on 07-10-2001 at 10:42 PM |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 07-11-2001 12:09 AM
Bob - get up! We must go on here. No timeouts! I just talked to Donny in RapidCity - he wants ME on his couch to examine. People tell me I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer? Do I need help? Wait until I tell him I operated on three cadavers in med school and they threw me out - told me I was only good enough to be a butcher. Mike - Ed doesn't have a red Prowler. Thought you knew that? His avatar is a red diecast model, Dan did a good job on it! He and Starflame are waiting to make a group purchase, when dark green metallic becomes available |
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PROWLER-KEITH Prowler Junkie Posts: 1243 |
posted 07-11-2001 09:14 AM
Good morning Larry, you could become a professional couch spud. Great post on the Prowler car wash. L.L. definately now's how to wash these Kat's in one clear shot or how ever many shots it takes LOL. PK |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 07-11-2001 12:04 PM
quote: Prowler - Keith, Above is a true story, well kindof. Became a meat cutter for 30 years after college. Nickname was Hannibal the Cannibal, prototype for the movie. Scary, isn't it? |
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MIKE GATLIN Prowler Junkie Posts: 4307 |
posted 07-11-2001 03:00 PM
Larry I checked your university records and what you say is true, about your untimely departure at least, from med school. Interesting note on your transcript: this student is such a poor cutter that it is necessary for cadavers to be anesthestisized before Mr. Alleycat operates. ------------------ |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 07-11-2001 03:24 PM
That's right Mike. When I made an incision or cracked a chest open, my mentors said this person (cadaver) would die from loss of blood before I could get them back together. After the third bloody battle, I was called a butcher and tossed out of the U of N, Omaha. I found out they were right, as four legged cadavers could be butchered on without complaints from anyone. Did you know that the bone structure on all four legged animals is the same? Beef, Pork, Deer, Elk, dog, cat, etc. all the same, below the neck. Did you ever wonder what you are eating at those Taco stands?  My grade point average wasn't that good either, but I wasn't on a free ride like most of the others. Lots of pressure, to attend school and work two or three jobs. I'm now going to watch 'Silence of the Lambs' one more time!This message has been edited by ALLEY CAT on 07-11-2001 at 03:42 PM |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 07-11-2001 03:27 PM
BTW - Its true, dogs and cats don't exist in old Mexico! And people think just the water is bad...........
Larry, will your new car wash be using 'spot free rinse' water? This message has been edited by ALLEY CAT on 07-11-2001 at 03:38 PM |
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jd2ksilver Prowler Junkie Posts: 4360 |
posted 07-11-2001 04:22 PM
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Laddie Roussel Prowler Junkie Posts: 3463 |
posted 07-11-2001 04:50 PM
Larry, I thought that was the LL patent design for spot free windows... If you wash the car with windows down - no spots... works for me...
This message has been edited by Laddie Roussel on 07-11-2001 at 05:09 PM |
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 07-11-2001 06:17 PM
That is true, Laddie, but there is always the rear view mirror to consider! ------------------ Classic/Beautiful - I'm referring to the Cat! |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 07-11-2001 09:15 PM
Bi Gosh Laddie you are right, and I've been wasting my money using Rain-X on all the glass. We still need to figure a way to get that Gulf salt water made into bottled water? ------------------ |
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catterumpus Prowler Junkie Posts: 563 |
posted 07-21-2001 05:23 PM
Why should we spend our hard-earned cash just to get Larry rich with his patents? It's a lot of hype! Its way cheaper and quicker to wash the car with the top down. Gets it cleaner inside & out. ------------------ |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 07-22-2001 01:49 AM
Donnie - good idea, Ed thought of that once but I don't know if he tried it out? He leaves his cat out, top down in the winter in Ohio. Says he starts the spring out with a clean cat? The guy needs the couch I'd say........... ------------------ |
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MADMAX Prowler Junkie Posts: 153 |
posted 07-22-2001 02:55 AM
 ..CJ.... Poor Bob ..... They were supposed to install the NITROUS on your prowler.......... I thought it would ve a nice surprise !! No wonder he was rolling on the floor laughing !!!!!!Gee how DID they mount the bottle????? I hope it isn't bolted on !! Maybe we could pitch in to get him a prowler tatoo to cover the mounting holes after they heal !! DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON ....UNLESS YOU ARE REAAALLLLY READY !!!!!!!!!!!! LUVMAX------------------ |
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 07-22-2001 06:43 AM
MadMax...........I'm ALWAYS ready........to push that button!  ------------------ Classic/Beautiful - I'm referring to the Cat! |
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