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dpena Administrating Kat Posts: 5359 |
posted 05-31-2001 07:03 PM
Not all Blondes are Dumb (upside down on bumper) my son and my money go to the texas dept. of corrections Your Father ... should'a pulled out early !!! Don't steal, the Government hates competition Honk If You're Jesus U.S. out of North America God, please protect me from your followers <--passing side / suicide--> <--Grateful Dead--> <--undertaker overtaker--> (UK Version) " I got this truck for my wife"..... "What a deal" Wanna get stoned? Drink Wet Cement!!! Thanks for not BREEDING!! I would hit you, but **** spatters So many men, so little time Honk if you're overinsured I wonder if you could drive any better if that car phone was up your *** ! Honk if you hate people too If Ignorance is Bliss, You Must Be Orgasmic... Third Encounters does not mean ramming me in the *** ... Visualize using your turn signals Assist the Police -- Beat yourself up! First we kill all the lawyers Keep honking while I reload Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot Always remember, you're unique, just like everyone else Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette The gene pool could use a little chlorine I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar Consciousness:That annoying time between naps Hire a teen-ager while they still know everything Dyslexics have more fnu Don't laugh Mister, your daughter could be in here! If you don't like the way I drive, get the f**k off the sidewalk Hang up and drive! Would the last American leaving Miami please remember to bring the flag? I don't like President Clinton or her husband, either! I HATE intolerance! I brake for hallucinations Yes, as a matter of fact, I do own the whole damn road! All generalisations are false Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine Time is what keeps everything from happening at once I love cats...they taste just like chicken Out of my mind. Back in five minutes This is not an abandoned vehicle Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons Born Free...Taxed to Death Cover me. I'm changing lanes As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools Happiness is a belt-fed weapon The more people I meet, the more I like my dog Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot Conserve toilet paper, use both sides REHAB is for quitters I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep All men are Idiots, and I married their King! Ashes to ashes...dust to dust..get off my *** you crazy nut! If *******s could fly, this place would be an airport. SAVE A TREE: Eat a beaver I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car... Kiss her where it smells...take her to New Jersey Work is for people who don't know how to fish Sex is a misdemeanour. . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get !! I KNOW JACK **** ! Montana --- At least our cows are sane! I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition Your kid may be an honours student but you're still an IDIOT! It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you If you don't like the news, go out and make some I Brake For No Apparent Reason When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS Sorry, I don't date outside my species Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.! Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips Friends don't let Friends drive Naked Wink, I'll do the rest! I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight! No Radio - Already Stolen Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs Real women don't have hot flushes, they have power surges I took an IQ test and the results were negative When there's a will, I want to be in it! Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Few women admit their age, Few men act it! Assassins do it from behind! Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control! Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students! Which came first? The woman or the department store? It's lonely at the top, but you eat better LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from! How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away? I'm not as think as you drunk I am First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.. Men call us birds, we pick up worms Don't come knocking if the car is rocking Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbour's daughter Warning: Dates on the Calender are closer than they appear. Give me ambiguity or give me something else We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse He who laughs last thinks slowest Go Cowboys!!! and take the Mavericks with you!! Driver carries a .357 Magnum three days of the week- you guess which three! Warning: Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition! If they outlaw guns, can we use swords? My wife left me, and took the dog. Reward offered for the dog JESUS LOVES YOU!.. Everyone else thinks you're an *******! Honk if you understand punctuated equilibrium Visualize Whirled Peas Orgasm Donor I Brake For Margot Kidder Bob Dole for PINEAPPLE Unless you're a hemmorhoid, get off my *** ! Not so close, I hardly know you 51 % Babe, 49 % bitch DON'T push your luck!!! This car is not locked - the keys are under the dog!! This car is not fast - but it's paid and it's in front of you!!! I want to be just like Barbie...that bitch has everything! eat lamb. 500,000 coyotes can't be wrong! Don't clean this car! It's taking part in an international study of dirt eat **** , 500 million flies can't be wrong NEUROTIC BITCH SEEKS NICE GUY FOR LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP People who THINK they know it all really annoy those of us who do !!! Reno is so close to Hell you can see Sparks! Jesus is coming...and boy is he PISSED! I HATE BUMBER STICKERS I still miss my ex - but my aim is improving Nuke a gay whale for Jesus Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over Jesus is coming, look busy Horn Broke, Look for Finger Jesus Saves...but Gretzky gets the rebound and scores! How's my driving? 1-800-EAT-**** Left side: Honk if you like Bill & Hillary Right side: Keep honking while I re-load My wife's other car is a broom! If I can't take it with me, I'm not going Sometimes I wake up bitchy, Sometimes I let her sleep Keep honking, I'm reloading Ever seen an UZI fired from a car window? Don't laugh, your daughter is inside Baby I'm Bored Honk all you want, I'm deaf Rental Car, Collision Insured, Go Ahead, Make my day Nothing to lose If you're rich, I'm single If you're willing, I'm single Make the world a better place; kill a bigot watch my rear end not hers On a Porsche: My other car is a piece of **** Warning - No Probable Cause My Drivers License is a 45, Cops Bleed Too! If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop Shhhh.... Driver Sleeping Im a born again Pagan... And again and again and.. Fight Crime...Kill a Lawyer WARNING!!!! Don't pass, driver chews tobacco |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 05-31-2001 11:05 PM
Dan - long and good. My favorites: I know Jack $hit Lost: wife and dog. Reward for dog! Cats - the other white meat! "We're Not" - on the back of a Suburban. Arizona joke. |
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 05-31-2001 11:08 PM
Dan this is a good one, I will share it with others.
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 06-02-2001 07:16 AM
My favorite:
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 |
posted 06-02-2001 08:25 AM
Nice ones Dan!  To bad ignorance isn't painful ------------------ |
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BeWare Prowler Junkie Posts: 18511 |
posted 06-02-2001 10:54 PM
My Favorite I don't need to take drugs. Raising a teenager is as far from reality as I need to get. ------------------ |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 06-03-2001 12:15 AM
two of my favorites, "Cowboys stay in the saddle longer" and "Welcome to Vermont, now go home". |
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