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ed monahan
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From: Cincinnati, OH
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posted 05-06-2001 01:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
We went to a party yesterday and there were about 150,000 people in town for it. We had to drive about 90 miles to get there. I couldn't believe the size of the crowds. I had no idea there were that many Mexicans in Louisville. They even had some type of race to commemorate it. I don't know if it was a car race or a horse race. A lot of drunken people on the trip home, though.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may:

leave you wondering what happened to your underwear,

Cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

Make you think you are whispering when you are not,

Cause you to think that you can sing.

Lead you to believe that your ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 AM

May make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting

Make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked

Cause to roll over in the morning and see something REALLY scary

Create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Lead you to believe that you are invisible

May lead you to think that people are laughing WITH you.

Cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear

May cause pregnancy.

This message has been edited by ed monahan on 05-06-2001 at 01:04 PM

ALLEY CAT
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posted 05-06-2001 10:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Ed, are you sure there were 150,000 Hispanics in Louisville?

I remember reading somewhere about Kentucky, 5 million people, 15 last names.


BTW - Sondra was born in Kentucky. hehe

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Larry Salzman
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ed monahan
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posted 05-07-2001 12:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
Sasquatch, Sandy lived in Louisville for 10 years and that is why we went to the party at one of her ex co-workers homes. We have been going for several years. Hatfield, McCoy, Smith, Jones and I forget the other six. When Sandy got divorced her ex was still her brother, though. Tornado or divorce makes no difference, you're going to lose the house trailer one way or the other.


ALLEY CAT
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posted 05-07-2001 11:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Wolfman - I liked the trailer joke. Maybe you can pull one behind the Prowler, and save on motels for the events? No wonder you said Sandy bats cleanup......she had to be a Slugger. I will make no more Kentucky jokes.


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