posted 05-06-2001 01:03 PM
We went to a party yesterday and there were about 150,000 people in town for it. We had to drive about 90 miles to get there. I couldn't believe the size of the crowds. I had no idea there were that many Mexicans in Louisville. They even had some type of race to commemorate it. I don't know if it was a car race or a horse race. A lot of drunken people on the trip home, though.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may:
leave you wondering what happened to your underwear,
Cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
Make you think you are whispering when you are not,
Cause you to think that you can sing.
Lead you to believe that your ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 AM
May make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting
Make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked
Cause to roll over in the morning and see something REALLY scary
Create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Lead you to believe that you are invisible
May lead you to think that people are laughing WITH you.
Cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear
May cause pregnancy.
This message has been edited by ed monahan on 05-06-2001 at 01:04 PM