posted 05-03-2001 05:16 PM         

Subject: Bad American

To: (ALL)
DateTime: 5/1/01 8:31:43 AM

I had to post this:

Subject: Bad American.........

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.

I like big cars, big breasts, and big cigars.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
mid-level
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
to
crack addicts squirting out babies.

I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, dammit.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
Marilyn Manson sang.

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
English.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield
for
unpopular opinions or actions.

I think Oprah is a big fat ugly pig.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than
working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill
to
put your pansy *** through 4-7 years of senior high school, you haven't
begun to be enlightened.

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or
fat-free on the package.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or Gods, just
leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.

Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.

My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn,
Medicine Woman.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
when
I am freezing my *** through a long winter?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years
in
the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any
witches
or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so
shut-the-hell-up
already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson
preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of
the problem and not the solution.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you're
running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ***
over
if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
you
deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for
the
next four years.

I worry about dying before I get even.

I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me
crap
or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These
people
should be targets.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you
promise to never delay the rest of us again.

I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.

I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two great parents.

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are political statements.

I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

I believe if she has her lips on your organ, it is sex, and it is sex
for
both of you. This even applies when she is a fat pig with self esteem
issues, and you are President of the United States.

If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American.

If you too are a bad American please forward this to everyone you know.
We
need our country back.

Paxx

-DSS2001 Mod Squad-

posted 05-04-2001 07:57 PM         

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or
fat-free on the package.

NOW!!!!, I love my Miller-Lite MAN!!!!!!!!!!!