posted 04-22-2001 09:54 AM         

>>A guy was in the South of France, and could not understand why his friend
>>> had attracted all the girls at the beach, while he pulled nothing.
>>>
>>> So he asked him, "Why do you get all the girls and I get nothing?"
>>>
>>> He replied, "Take a potato and tuck it in your swimming trunks. It
drives
>>> the women wild!"
>>>
>>> So, the guy stuffed a potato in his suit and paraded up and down the
>>>beach.
>>> Many hours later, he still had no woman. He went to see his friend
again
>>> and said, "I've tried it and it doesn't work!"
>>>
>>> His friend looked at the guy and said, "Have you tried putting the
potato
>>> in the front?"
>

posted 04-22-2001 07:28 PM         

Why do I not see you tell GaryC that this is way more information than I would ever want to know.

I have never seen a website like this that gets into this farting business like if it was some sort of science.

MAN!!!

Example of what I'm talking about from post;
"Why do farts make noise?

The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of
the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. "

This is way more info than needed NO?????????

I was alot more polite than this !!!

Later...