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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-19-2001 11:10 PM Why You Drive The Car You Do Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX I am impotent Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Avenue I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating up people Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ford Escort I'm a red-headed nanny Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the Fall. Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the Fall. Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Isuzu Impulse I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports. Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp. Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mercury Grand Marquis (See above) Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph. Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole. Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler MGB I am dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a.... Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Rolls Royce Silver Shadow I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal Saturn SC2 (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more Toyota Camry I am still in the closet Volkswagen Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagen Cabriolet I am out of the closet Volkswagen Microbus I am tripping right now Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife
butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000	posted 04-20-2001 07:19 AM Funny CJ! ------------------ AL Yellow is DCOOLEST
cwatsonjr unregistered Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000	posted 04-20-2001 09:01 AM You left out the Prowler "Because I like people pointing, waving, honking and staring at me" ------------------ Cliff Watson This message has been edited by cwatsonjr on 04-20-2001 at 09:02 AM
WildCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 6862 From: Just north of Louisville Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-20-2001 09:23 PM HEY, I GOT A DODGE DART and I'm not a 3rd grade school teacher funny other than the Dart thing ------------------ Larry & Sue Mayes
Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 6862 From: Just north of Louisville Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-20-2001 09:40 PM funny, even more since you have a Dart! ------------------ 2000 Black, 2001 Black Tie, 2001 Orange
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 04-20-2001 10:41 PM Very good CJ!! LMAO You rule the off topic board.hehe Chris ------------------ TGF spolier, bumper kit,Hardtop Real Rod exhaust & Mopar exhaust 2000 Black bumpers & Chrome shimmers carlini trans cover & brake lines Chromed front & rear of Kat & front end protectors Chrome 2000 shifter,Purple neon underneath Dunlop SP 9000's
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-21-2001 12:00 AM What about my Matador????
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-21-2001 08:48 AM Ed........... That was the tagline for their advertising!!! This message has been edited by CJ on 04-21-2001 at 01:17 PM
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-21-2001 08:59 AM Ed...........how could you forget Pacer?? Promotional Tagline: "You only ride like a Pacer, if you're wide like a Pacer."
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-21-2001 10:51 AM CJ - OK, let's see my favorite, the "Gremlin" ------------------ Larry Salzman Call 911 - there is a Prowler in my garage....
Andy R Prowler Junkie Posts: 760 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JAN 2001	posted 04-21-2001 11:19 AM You all think Ed is a kidder. . . . a picture says 1000 words. Andy ------------------ Black '99
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-21-2001 12:25 PM Andy, good work but I think that is a Javalin!!!
Andy R Prowler Junkie Posts: 760 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JAN 2001	posted 04-21-2001 01:01 PM No, that's a Matador. Compare the models in this ad. And you don't even know what you drive? Andy ------------------ Black '99
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-21-2001 01:23 PM Here you go Larry......... Promotional tagline: Hey Lady, where's the rest of your car! 1970's CB lingo for the Gremlin: Breaker 19 we have a Roller Skate. Over! This message has been edited by CJ on 04-21-2001 at 01:24 PM
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-21-2001 01:26 PM It's a Matador all right, Ed!!!!!
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-21-2001 01:41 PM Just so you don't think we are picking on Ed and his Matador , our other car is a Rambler!!!!
Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-21-2001 02:08 PM Ed, what are you doing with a Kenosha Cadillac? ------------------ 2000 Black, 2001 Black Tie, 2001 Orange
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-21-2001 11:47 PM Thanks CJ - The Gremlin is kewl, NOT! But, at $2481 a copy, I could have had 18 of them instead of one Prowler. hehe ------------------ Larry Salzman Call 911 - there is a Prowler in my garage....
Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 From: Johnstown, PA, USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-22-2001 09:37 AM Geez, None of my cars show up on the list! What does this mean?? ------------------ Dave