posted 04-19-2001 02:31 PM         

-It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

-Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.

-You can't remember........is pot legal?

-You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a sperm donor.

-You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

-You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

-You can't remember......is pot legal?

-A really great parking space can move you to tears.

-The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses, and looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

-Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

-It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about "THE STORM"

-Hey.......is pot legal?

-Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El, La, Santa, De La or De Los.

-Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.

-A family of four owns six vehicles.

-Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over almost as soon as you realize what's happening.

-Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.

-Yeah, you're sure....pot is legal.

posted 04-19-2001 03:06 PM         

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posted 04-19-2001 06:44 PM         

That would be me!! How they know that?????????????

I almost fit into all of these..... its scary!!

LAter..