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NightProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 426 From: Chicago Registered: OCT 2000	posted 04-19-2001 10:23 AM Did you hear the Post Office just recalled their latest 34 cent stamp? -They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. What is the difference between a lawyer and a tick? -A tick goes away when you die. What do you have when you have 100 lawyers up to their necks in sand? -Not enough sand. Why do the Cannon of Ethics for lawyers prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? -To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially for the same service. ie. screwd. Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? -There are skid marks in front of the dog. What do you call 10 lawyers skydiving from an airplane? -Skeet! What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? -A Rottweiller. Lawyers Creed: A man is innocent until he is broke. ------------------ Have a good time and be a good time.
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-19-2001 04:45 PM Glad I'm not a lawyer!!! LOL!! ------------------ CJ - 1999 Black Stock / Classic / Beautiful
NightProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 426 From: Chicago Registered: OCT 2000	posted 04-19-2001 04:52 PM ..but CJ you wield words with eloquence heralded from Cicero to....Johnny Cochoran? like I said, Im not ready for the Improv!! ------------------ Have a good time and be a good time.
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-19-2001 08:28 PM Well, gee, NightProwler........thanks!!! Maybe I should have been a lawyer??.......then I could afford more Prowlers!!! ------------------ CJ - 1999 Black Stock / Classic / Beautiful
butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000	posted 04-20-2001 10:27 AM Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. ------------------ AL Yellow is DCOOLEST
NightProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 426 From: Chicago Registered: OCT 2000	posted 04-20-2001 10:47 AM Pretty good butchee! Especially coming from somebody who has the second best car color. ------------------ Have a good time and be a good time.
Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 426 From: Chicago Registered: OCT 2000	posted 04-20-2001 01:23 PM There is an awful lot to say about bugs n yellow... ------------------ 2000 Black, 2001 Black Tie, 2001 Orange

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