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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 04-18-2001 08:08 PM
Society's Burning Questions If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?" Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Think "honk" if you're telepathic. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? ------------------ |
Pirana Prowler Junkie Posts: 507 |
posted 04-18-2001 09:04 PM
Oh my God, I cannot stop laughing ------------------ |
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 |
posted 04-18-2001 09:39 PM
Whatever happened to preparations A through G? Tell us Ed. |
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 04-18-2001 09:41 PM
Why don't they have the Jehovah's Witnesses take the census since they are already going to everyone's door? |
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 04-18-2001 09:42 PM
Ed - have you changed the hair color on your driver's license, since you have that new do? ------------------
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 04-18-2001 09:46 PM
Yeah, it is similar to the band aid color, skin. |
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