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Topic: Are we sensitive or what?
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 04-17-2001 04:17 PM
Sorry........since it was women bashing week last week, I thought it was only fair......This message has been edited by CJ on 04-17-2001 at 10:10 PM
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 04-17-2001 06:27 PM
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called “woman”. God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history...This is the true story, God told me.
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MidlifeProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 296 From: Silver Spring, Maryland USA Registered: AUG 2000
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posted 04-17-2001 08:43 PM
WELL SAID GARY!!!!! CJ, is this male bashing week???This message has been edited by MidlifeProwler on 04-17-2001 at 08:45 PM
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Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 296 From: Silver Spring, Maryland USA Registered: AUG 2000
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posted 04-17-2001 09:48 PM
and here, all this time... I though Eve came around so Adam would have a place to keep his thang. how silly of me.------------------ 2000 Black, 2001 Black Tie, 2001 Orange
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 04-17-2001 11:42 PM
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 04-17-2001 11:57 PM
And I have been bashed enough the last few weeks......guess I shouldn't lower myself to that level.......sorry, won't happen again......------------------ CJ - 1999 Black Stock / Classic / Beautiful
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MidlifeProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 296 From: Silver Spring, Maryland USA Registered: AUG 2000
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posted 04-18-2001 07:02 AM
Shucks!....girl, we all still luv ya!
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 04-18-2001 12:39 PM
The Power of a Woman There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the woman gave a really touching speech saying she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children and giving in to men. When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.
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