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bill shannon Prowler Junkie Posts: 227 From: ontario Registered: DEC 2000	posted 04-12-2001 01:54 PM the rules (1) The female is never wrong (2) the rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. (3)NO male can possible know all the rules. (4) IF the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of them. (5)THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG (6) If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong. (7)IF rule 6 applies the MALE must apologize IMMEDIATELY for causing the misunderstanding. (8) The FEMALE may change her mind at anytime. (9)The MALE must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the FEMALE. (10)The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time. (11)THE MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to angry or upset. (12) The FEMALE must under no circustance let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset> (13)The MALE is expected to read minds at all times. (14)The MALE who can't take the heat and doesn't abide by the rules is wimp and has no backbone. (15)Any atemp to document the rules could result in bodily harm. (16)If the FEMALE has PMS, all the rules are null and void. (17) The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. (18) The male must be ready at all times. livin large in the north
dpena Administrating Kat Posts: 5359 From: San Jose Ca Santa Clara Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-12-2001 06:35 PM Hey Bill, I have that POSTER!! I like it too! Later... ------------------ www.prowlerexcitement.com links.prowlerexcitement.com
dpena Administrating Kat Posts: 5359 From: San Jose Ca Santa Clara Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-12-2001 06:42 PM Hey no wait!! My poster says this? The Rules 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. The female can change her mind at any given point of time. 4. The male must never change his mind without expressed written consent from the female. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. 7. If rule (6) applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 9. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 10. Any attempt to document thiese rules could result in bodily harm. 11. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void. 12. The male cannot, under any circumstances, diagnose PMS. Later....
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-13-2001 07:14 AM Well, I'm glad we have that straight and that all you guys understand the rules!!!!!! ------------------ CJ - 1999 Black Stock / Classic / Beautiful
bill shannon Prowler Junkie Posts: 227 From: ontario Registered: DEC 2000	posted 04-13-2001 12:41 PM to she who MUST be obeyed (CJ) dan and i have finally figured it out we know when to cut and run!!!!! right dan
dpena Administrating Kat Posts: 5359 From: San Jose Ca Santa Clara Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-13-2001 02:36 PM 14 years married and counting .......
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-13-2001 06:51 PM Wait a minute!!! Seems to me DAN P started all this!!! working on 34 this year...........(Bob obviously figured it out loooooooooooonnnnnnnnng before you guys did!! ------------------ CJ - 1999 Black Stock / Classic / Beautiful

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