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Rich Tilden Prowler Junkie Posts: 343 From: Punta Gorda, Florida Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-12-2001 01:47 PM A wise woman just sent this to me. Now I finally know what women are really looking for: What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful. 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. Romantic What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking-prefer hair on his head 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Sometimes romantic What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly-bald head OK 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady-splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves on most weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it is a weekend What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1. Breathing
butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000	posted 04-12-2001 01:54 PM Funny Rich Glad I fit into the 32 age bracket at 53 ------------------ AL Yellow is DCOOLEST
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-12-2001 06:45 PM Gee, I am still in the 22 years old bracket.
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-13-2001 07:16 AM Rich.......... You forgot to add to all those age brackets that he has to own at LEAST one Prowler!!! ------------------ CJ - 1999 Black Stock / Classic / Beautiful
Andy R Prowler Junkie Posts: 760 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JAN 2001	posted 04-13-2001 07:26 AM I seem to fit in the 52 bracket at 34??? ------------------ Black '99
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-13-2001 09:01 AM Funny thing Andy - at 54, I fit in the 32 age bracket. Ladies, I even put the toilet seat down! ------------------ Larry Salzman Call 911 - there is a Prowler in my garage....
cwatsonjr unregistered Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-13-2001 09:46 AM Wow - I fit into the 62yrs bracket at 39 - except for #9 - I still have all my teeth so I can't forget where I put them - I think my wife would take exception to #3 also, since we just got the prowler. Maybe I should just skip to the 72 yrs bracket and forget the whole thing. ------------------ Cliff Watson
Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-13-2001 10:40 AM hey, at least your breathing... ------------------ 2000 Black, 2001 Black Tie, 2001 Orange
George C Prowler Junkie Posts: 297 From: San Clemente, CA USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 04-13-2001 10:42 PM GARY C. ...Yeah,..your in GREAT shape..for the shape your in!!! You wear nice dresses too...or ..how was that again?? ...ROMANTIC dosen`t mean..."roams around".!!!You are pretty cute tho..... ------------------

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