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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 04-09-2001 08:45 PM
-Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? -Why isn't 'phonetic' spelled the way it sounds? -Why are there interstates in Hawaii? -Why are there flotation devices under the seats of planes instead of parachutes? -Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited? -Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations? -How does the guy with the snowplow get to work? -If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? -If nothing stick to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan? -If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens? -Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? -Why do you park on driveways and drive on parkways? -Why is it when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? -You know the indestructible black box on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? -Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? -Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? -What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? -If a Fire Fighter fights fire and a Crime Fighter fights crime, what does a Freedom Fighter fight? -If 'con' is opposite of 'pro', is Congress the opposite of progress? -If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil? -If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 04-10-2001 02:54 AM
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WildCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 6862 |
posted 04-10-2001 09:36 PM
CJ, Are you bored tonight really funny stuff ------------------
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 04-10-2001 11:11 PM
No....just for a while last night and I thought it might be nice to have something different to read than the usual topic!!!  ------------------ |
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