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Topic: Okay Guys................
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 04-09-2001 08:30 PM
ANNOUNCING SEMINARS FOR MEN:Course 001: Combatting Stupidity Course 002: You Too Can Do Housework Course 003: PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut Course 004: How To Fill An Ice Tray Course 005: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas Course 006: Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly - Don't Wash My Silk) Course 007: Understanding The Female Response To Your Coming Home At 4:00 a.m. Course 008: Parenting - It Doesn't End At Conception Course 009: Get A Life - Learn To Cook Course 010: How NOT To Act Like A Jerk When You Are Obviously Wrong Course 011: Understanding Your Incompetence Course 012: YOU - The Weaker Sex Course 013: Reasons To Give Flowers Course 014: How To Put The Toilet Seat Down Course 015: The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency Course 016: How NOT To Act Younger Than Your Children Course 017: You Too Can Be A Designated Driver Course 018: The Obtainable Goal - Omitting #@*!& From Your Vocabulary Course 019: Real Men Ask For Directions Please register immediately as courses are in great demand. Class size will be limited to 10 as course material may prove difficult. ------------------ CJ - 1999 Black Stock / Classic / Beautiful
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 04-09-2001 08:32 PM
Wow, was that harsh for what Dan?
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 04-09-2001 08:52 PM
In my younger days, I took that course 014 twice, and failed. The third time was a charm, scored an A, and has always stayed with me.
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Marc-Colo-99 Prowler Junkie Posts: 1614 From: Aurora, Colorado Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 04-09-2001 10:31 PM
CJ Please register me for 1-19. After 28 years with the same woman I still need HELP. There's something to be said for marrying the right woman. She told me years ago that I was a lump of coal and with the right amount of pressure and time I could be a diamond, and she's still keeping up the pressure and I will give her all the time she wants.------------------ MRCAT2U
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 04-09-2001 10:53 PM
Marc......now THAT's what I call commitment!! On both of your parts! You both are indeed lucky!! Some people just NEVER understand what commitment means........Congrats!! ------------------ CJ - 1999 Black Stock / Classic / Beautiful
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 04-09-2001 11:37 PM
Sondra wants to sign herself up for 015 class.
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000
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posted 04-10-2001 02:44 AM
Love this post!!! I will let Christy know. NOT!!!!!!!Chris ------------------ TGF spolier, bumper kit,Hardtop Real Rod exhaust & Chromed front end protecters 2000 bumpers & shimmers carlini trans cover & brake lines Chromed front & rear of Kat Chrome 2000 shifter Dunlop SP 9000's
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Laddie Roussel Prowler Junkie Posts: 3463 From: Hester, LA. USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 04-10-2001 05:30 AM
Maybe two of these I've mastered. All others, I probably need remedial classes before I could get into regular class... ------------------
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PaulR Prowler Junkie Posts: 1614 From: Dallas,Tx., USA Registered: AUG 2000
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posted 04-10-2001 08:20 AM
Well now- Is this my choice our my spouse's. Anyways... sign me up for the ...002, 010 , 018 That is all.
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NightProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 426 From: Chicago Registered: OCT 2000
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posted 04-10-2001 01:08 PM
CJ, I'm ready to attend school but I cant find the location and there is no way I'm going to stop and ask for directions. Just something I refuse to do.------------------ Have a good time and be a good time.
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