posted 04-09-2001 11:35 AM         

One of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says, "Okay, if
you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q."

The mermaid says, "Done."

Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly, and
analyzing what he's recited with great insight.

The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid, "Triple
my I.Q."

The mermaid says, "Done."

The guy starts to spout solutions to problems that have been
stumping all the great scientists of the world: the
mathematicians, physicists, chemists, and so on.

The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends
that he says to the mermaid, "Quintuple my I.Q."

The mermaid looks at him and says, "You know, I normally
don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but
I really think you should reconsider."

The guy says, "Nope, I want you to multiply my I.Q. times
five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."

"Please," the mermaid says, "you don't know what you're
asking! It'll change your entire view on the universe. Won't
you ask for something else, a million dollars, anything?" But
no matter what the mermaid says, the guy insists on having
his I.Q. increased to five times its usual power.
Finally, the mermaid sighs and says, "Done."
And he turns into a woman.

posted 04-09-2001 01:22 PM         

If you refer to what just happened on this post, you will see what I mean... It would be right where a woman responds and sets the record straight.

http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/Forum8/HTML/000361.html

posted 04-09-2001 05:02 PM         

Suppose to be a joke, see any humor in it????????

posted 04-09-2001 06:05 PM         

Dan are you in touch with your female side today or what? hahaha smiley face

Did you lose your Meds?

posted 04-09-2001 06:32 PM         

Darn, I join the IQ theory on myself too!

I know you were working me John! I just don't use the smiley faces as much as you do so I guess my posts come across wrong. I will try to use smiley faces next time.

I use Netscape and the smiley option does not work for me. I have to work harder than you do for a smiley face.

Here let me make up for it!!

posted 04-09-2001 06:36 PM         

WHAT??

Did you lose your Meds?

posted 04-09-2001 07:47 PM         

Subject: The Absolute Truth

There were three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly, a fairy appeared and offered to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asked to be intelligent. Instantly, she was turned into a brown haired woman and she swam off the island.

The next one asked to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she was turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman built a boat and sailed off the island.

The third blonde asked to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy then turned her into a man, and the man walked across the bridge.