posted 03-01-2001 12:16 PM         

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves
this week with "Clinton Soup," that will honor one of the nation's most
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot water.....

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada later this year.....

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied:
"I don't know, I never had one.",,,,,

American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle", because he
is so full of crap he can't fly.....

Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest leaders:
integrity, vision, and wisdom.....

Clinton did the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe....

Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the
whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to
know.",,,,,

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common - They should both be
changed regularly, and for the same reason.

posted 03-01-2001 08:22 AM         

is the bag......

It's interesting that those two women visited clinton the night before the pardon of Marc Rich. Both are on the Secret Service manifest as entering the White House that evening and NOT leaving that evening.

Both have denied they were there that day. Yeah right, like the Secret Service has nothing better to do then make up people on a manifest....

Just remember that finger wagging at us all....
"I did not have sex with that woman"

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Trey
Post 2001 Black-Tie #005
(your welcome Larry)False alarm, it's gone now.

posted 03-01-2001 04:35 PM         

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Originally posted by Todd Cameron:
Hey, and just how do you know Hillary and the secrete service did not help them spend the night there?

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It was posted in an article that Hillary wasn't at the White House that night....how convenient.

The Secret Service does not run a bed and breakfast. Their whole job is to protect the president so I'm sure they did nothing as far as accomodations for those two ladies other then screen them both in and out.

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Trey
Post 2001 Black-Tie #005
(your welcome Larry)False alarm, it's gone now.

posted 03-02-2001 11:57 AM         

quote:

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Originally posted by Todd Cameron:
hey, Hillary could have been with their husbands too.

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Marc Rich is still in Switzerland as he's a wanted fugative here. I think he also renounced his US citizenship. And no, hillary wasn't in Switzerland.

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Trey
Post 2001 Black-Tie #005
(your welcome Larry)False alarm, it's gone now.

posted 03-07-2001 01:10 PM         

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Originally posted by HiHoSilver:

Just remember that finger wagging at us all....
"I did not have sex with that woman"

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I was in a womens issues college course last year. One of my female classmates agreed with Clinton's "I did not have sex" statement.

She said she remembered (this is a mostly middle aged attended evening course) lots of times when her girlfriends would talk on Sunday or Monday nights about their past weekend dates. Invariably someone would get asked if they 'went all the way', meaning had sex. Lots of times the response would be "I gave him a blowjob but we didn't go all the way".

So, some people have no problem understanding President Clinton's statement about Monica.

BTW, the evening I mentioned was a very interesting evening in class indeed!