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Topic: Adam and God's first conversation...

Gary C
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From: San Diego Area
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 12-28-2000 06:59 PM

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so
God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that he was
going to make Adam a companion and that is would be a woman.

He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, when
you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with
every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to
get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag
you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you
love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history.

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