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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 |
posted 12-04-2000 10:27 AM
> |^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | > > | B u d w e i s e r |_| | |'""|""\___ > > | __.. | |__|___|_| > > ([""(@)'(@)"""""**|(@)(@)*****|(@): > > > > 17 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... > > > > 1. It's an incentive to show up. > > 2. It leads to more honest communications. > > 3. It reduces complaints about low pay. > > 4. Employees tell management what they think, > > not what management wants to hear. > > 5. It encourages car pooling. > > 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you > > don't > > care. > > 7. It eliminates vacations because people would > > rather come to work. > > 8. It makes fellow employees look better. > > 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. > > 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises > > when they are wasted. > > 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. > > 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the >bar > > > > 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas. > > 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get > > drunk on their lunch break. > > 15. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked. > > 16. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. > > 1 7. Sitting "Bare *** " on the copy machine > > will no longer be seen as "gross." |
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 |
posted 12-04-2000 10:45 AM
A guys walks into a bar where there is loud music playing. He spots a pretty girl at the end of the bar and approaches her. He says "Would you like to dance?" and she replies "I really don't like this song. And even if I did I wouldn't dance with you." To which the guy replies "I don't think you heard me correctly. I said you look fat in those pants." |
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paulr unregistered Posts: 12017 |
posted 12-04-2000 06:36 PM
Hey, that sounds like a comment that JACK has made a time or ten! 
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