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posted 12-01-2013 01:05 PM                  

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http://www.usdebtclock.org/

posted 12-06-2013 09:20 AM                  

Robot bartender

A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The
robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings
back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and
medical technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So
he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey." Again, the robot brings the man his drink and
says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk
about NASCAR, Malt Liquor, the Cleveland Browns and U of Michigan Wolverines.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try
it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you
have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The
robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, .. . . you people . . .still happy . . . with Obama?"

posted 12-13-2013 05:12 AM                  

“Nelson Mandela is a leader who Barack Obama should try to emulate.

He could start by spending 27 years in prison.”

Don Imus

posted 12-13-2013 01:20 PM                  

George Washington:

I did not chop down that tree.

LBJ:

We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)

Nixon:

I am not a crook

Clinton:

I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski

Bush - 41:

Read my lips - No new taxes

Obama:

I will have the most transparent administration in history.

TARP is to fund shovel-ready jobs.

I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.

The IRS is not targeting anyone.

It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.

If I had a son.

I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict

and cynicism".

You didn't build that!

I will restore trust in Government.

The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.

The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk

It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.

Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.

We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with

interest.

I am not spying on American citizens.

Obama Care will be good for America

You can keep your family doctor.

Premiums will be lowered by $2500.

If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan

It's just like shopping at Amazon

I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels

I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups

I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi

And the biggest one of all:

"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the

posted 01-19-2014 12:47 AM                  

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Originally posted by ed monahan:
You have to buy your OWN gun, that is the biggest difference.

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Now you have to BUY your OWN insurance. They give guns away: http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2011/09/free_gun_ak_47_florida_company_merchant_service.php