posted 06-25-2017 08:14 AM                  

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Originally posted by Landscape Doctor:
And you think you had a bad day.
http://www.instagram.com/p/BVurUwrAoCy/

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If Komatsu makes a 'riding lawn mower',,,,thats what I'm buying, lol....

That guy was extremely lucky

BTW L/D ,,, I had a bad day yesterday as well

posted 06-25-2017 12:37 PM                  

Demolition 101, when knocking down a structure, NEVER I REPEAT NEVER remove a section facing your direction. It will fall towards you.

AC you did not have a bad as a day as I did yesterday. It started 4am, crash bang, wife myself and 2 cats jumped out of bed to find ALL of the walk in closet shelving on the floor. 8'x 12' of shelving and clothes came down like dominos. We went back to bed, I went to work at 7am came home at 3pm, reatached the shelving, get ready for a job on Monday. Then we went to my Mom's for a B-Day party and she informs me that the drains in the basement are plugged. 1960's cast iron pipes calcified closed, found the pluged area and ended up cutting out a section and repipe it. Left there at midnight.I get on the highway to go home and a major accident on the highway, sat in traffic for an hour.

The good news is I am now sitting on the beach.

posted 06-25-2017 03:30 PM                  

L/D now stand for 'Late Digger'.....

posted 06-28-2017 01:30 PM                  

On the first day God created the dog. God said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said, “That’s too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten.”

So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, “Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.” The monkey said, “Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don’t think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that’s what I’ll do too, okay?”

And God agreed.

On the third day God created the cow. “You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years.”
The cow said, “That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I’ll give back the other forty.”

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, “Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I’ll give you twenty years.”

Man said, “What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I’ll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?”

Okay,” said God, “You’ve got a deal.”

posted 07-21-2017 09:14 PM                  

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Originally posted by Landscape Doctor:
Those damn cable guys,,, is your cable always going out???? This guy had enough!!!!

P.S. it's on instagram so it must be true.
http://www.instagram.com/p/BW0jGQZgYvr/

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