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ed monahan





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posted 06-23-2018 12:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     send a private message to ed monahan   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by ed monahan
A group of 12 women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hand.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband... "I love you, sweetheart."

Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with another woman and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.

Below are 12 actual replies from their husbands. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love.....

Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?

1. Who the hell is this?
2. Hey, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean.
6. What the hell did you do now?
7. Are you sure this is for me?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?

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posted 06-23-2018 07:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for StingRay     send a private message to StingRay   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by StingRay
TucsonJer



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posted 06-23-2018 08:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TucsonJer     send a private message to TucsonJer   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by TucsonJer
It’s been 40 years and we still tell each other “ I love you” every single day.
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posted 06-23-2018 10:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     send a private message to ALLEY CAT   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by ALLEY CAT
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Originally posted by TucsonJer:
It’s been 40 years and we still tell each other “ I love you” every single day.

As it should be,,,,,

Also,,tell her how much she means to you, everyday.

One fault I failed to do, and now regret daily!

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posted 06-23-2018 12:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BeWare     send a private message to BeWare   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by BeWare
We also tell each other every day I love you.
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posted 06-23-2018 09:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for padroo     send a private message to padroo   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by padroo
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Originally posted by TucsonJer:
It’s been 40 years and we still tell each other “ I love you” every single day.

Yes.

CJ





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posted 07-03-2018 12:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     send a private message to CJ   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by CJ
50 years and still going! ❤️😊☺️
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posted 07-18-2018 12:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JCProwler     send a private message to JCProwler   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by JCProwler
call me 951 551 4412
ed monahan





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posted 07-18-2018 12:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     send a private message to ed monahan   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by ed monahan
Who do you want to call you?

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