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Author | Topic: The Old Doberman |
bjprowler POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Clarksville,Ohio,USA |
posted 10-07-2017 08:23 AM
Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep **** now!” Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the lion is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious lion! I wonder, if there are any more around here?” Hearing this, the young lion halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
The young lion is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!”
"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another lion!”
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! Bull **** and brilliance only come with age and experience. If you don't send this to 2 old' friends right away, there will be 2 fewer people laughing in the world. Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you are old, just 'youthfully challenged’. You did notice the size of the print, didn't you? |
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