posted 07-13-2000 03:34 PM                  

The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "A 1999 Prowler. They cost about $50,000 dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked.
"Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 200 miles an hour!"
"It's by far the fastest car made in America." states the cool dude proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"

"Sure," replies the owner.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on
his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"

Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can
do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 200 mph. Suddenly,
he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows
down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoo- oossshhh! Something whips
by him, going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Prowler?!"
the young man asks himself.

Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading
the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped!

"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Prowler?!" Again, he sees a dot
in his rearview mirror! Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM!

It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man moans and replies, "Yes, You can unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"

posted 07-13-2000 10:08 PM                  

Things like this are dangerous. I could have fallen out of my chair!