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posted 07-05-2000 07:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dpena     send a private message to dpena   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by dpena
"Top 10 things Not To Say To A Cop when you get pulled over"

10. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

8. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?

7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
be a police officer.

5. Officer says, "Son, Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?"
You respond with, "Officer, your eyes looked glazed, have you been
eating donuts?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
job!

3. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning too!

2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

l. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

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posted 07-06-2000 02:06 PM           send a private message to dpena   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by Ray
Good ones Dan ... will print that list and be sure NOT to use any of them if neccessary .. LOL
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This message has been edited by Gary C on 12-09-2004 at 07:19 PM

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I was stoped for the first time this week doing 85 in a 45 zone. the lady state police officer was great she asked me all about the car,and told me to slow down a little bit. she said that it must be hard to drive 55 in that sweet car. Love it. see ya.

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Nice Lines! Just be nice to the nice Police Officer and lay down and kiss his shoes and maybe he won't write you a ticket. lol.

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